February 2012
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
Things Jesus never said:
missgreenwalt:
Follow your heart, it can’t go wrong.
Vote Republican.
Condemn people who are not in the Church to do what I’ve commanded the Church to do.
Make the government do the job of the church and use force.
I just need someone to go to IHOP with me so I can get free pancakes.
That’s all I want in life is that bad
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to...
bluemtnmarc:
1 John 1:9
Next week is Spring break
aka teach-yourself-the-first-half-of-the-semester-so-you-don’t-fail-midterms week.
Looking forward to it.
My Disneyland pass expires today.
brb, drowning in my tears.
“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world...”
– John 16:33 (via existingstorm)
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Phone conversations between old men about...
Dad: Yeah, Andrea and I are sitting here in front of the apple.
Tony: What?
Me: Dad, it's called a MacBook.
brittanysaysrelax:
hermit club 2012.
sketchmedesire:
Scientific Attempt To Create...
Is it weird that I’m making a list of the songs I want played at my wedding? Lol.
I’m gonna have a poppin’ wedding reception.
wholeness-n-holiness asked: Heeeeey... I'm an INFJ... I have a feeling we would get along! Sorry, I know I don't know you. I just get really excited when I see other people referencing Myers-Briggs and immediately want to be friends with them because they are clearly intelligent and self-aware people... lol. My name is Kayla. I am a Jesus follower. (And a psych major... go figure). But, you have a lovely blog and...
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Hi, let's be friends forever.
I think I need to become friends with all you Christian tumblr people because you guys are awesome and I feel like I’m always admiring your blogs from a distance. Creepy. I’ve been following most of you for a long time but I never talk to you guys!
So let’s be friends starting now.
I didn’t shower before work this morning, but I just spilled a glass of water down my blouse, so I think I’m good.
How that even happened is just beyond me.
Don't misspell the name of the language you speak.
grammarizkewl:
My younger brother is going to start high school next year and since my family has lost all hope in the public school system, we are currently shopping around for a private high school. When I say “we are currently shopping around,” I really mean “my mom asked me to do a Google search for schools in our area.”
During my research, I was on the website of a particular school and...
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Let's have a moment of silence for my Disneyland...
dillondean asked: You're my favorite kind of person.
“We are against war because it is contrary to the spirit of Jesus Christ, and...”
– Dorothy Day (via dillondean)
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I sound like a mother hippopotamus giving birth when I sneeze.
And because of that NO ONE EVER SAYS BLESS YOU. People probably think I’m just making really weird noises.
So I try to avoid sneezing, but that’s difficult.
The Top Five Myths of Christian Dating →
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ISFLC was great.
I learned a lot and am now even more interested in researching the topics that were covered. And the people I met were so cool.
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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If you don’t like:
•Michael Jackson
•Mariah Carey
•Feta cheese
We can’t be friends.
“16 I pray that out of his glorious riches he may strengthen you with power...”
– Ephesians 3:16-21 (via aheartfortheheartless)
12:15 AM.
Sleep? No.
I’m just going to pack a large suitcase for this weekend.
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I’m sitting in plain sight on one of the balconies in my school’s library and I’m really tempted to start taking hideous pictures of myself with my laptop hahahhahaha.
But I won’t because my university is really small and I don’t want to look like a freak.
I’m definitely more excited about the clothes I bought for ISFLC than the conference itself.
I mean, I’m excited about learning about libertarianism and stuff, but my clothes are just so darn cute. And I got good deals on everything, which makes me happy.
“Hallelujah, I’m caving in
Hallelujah, I’m in love again
Hallelujah, I’m a...”
– (via anneleephoto)
“And after you have suffered a little while, the God of all grace, who has called...”
– 1 Peter 5:10 (via missgreenwalt)
“My flesh and heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion...”
– Psalm 73:26, 28 (via missgreenwalt)
I have two hours left to write an explication for my Advanced Writing class.
I should probably find out what an explication is.
I should stop raising my hand during math because...
lol.